I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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