fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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