clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
The power of my boobs compel you
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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