He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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