it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Never joke about your clitoris.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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