Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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