Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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