It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
