as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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