Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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