I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
