So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
She made me pour olive oil on her.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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