In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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