Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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