check it out our google latitudes are spooning
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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