I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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