so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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