FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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