super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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