I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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