whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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