Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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