Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
