My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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