But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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