The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Randomize
