Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
The ass gains better be worth it
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