What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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