So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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