Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Porn is love you can see.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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