I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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