im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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