butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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