we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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