used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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