new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
