Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
