Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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