As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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