your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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