In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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