Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
