Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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