I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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