they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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