she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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