Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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