butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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