Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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