you didnt know i had herpes?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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