I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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