All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My nipple is on Facebook.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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